The ammo used in the reality distortion field is comprised of adjectives. Stacked one on top of the other.
Entries Tagged as 'Apple'
Apple’s new iPad
January 29th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Apple, news, tech
By now we’ve all heard of this new device which Apple unveiled on Wednesday. The two videos below show Jobs’ first showing of it and then iJustine recaps the specs.
Ah, iJustine… You either want to kiss her, or shove a rag in her mouth.
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The tablet
January 27th, 2010 · No Comments · Apple, humor
Had to throw this timely comic in for today. Click to embiggen.
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Rare photos of Steve Jobs
December 4th, 2009 · Comments Off · Apple, Jobs, history
Interesting pics of the man behind the all things “i” maker back when his reality distortion field was transmogrifying and maturing from just being a charisma projection aura.
Have a look here.
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No-button mice
October 7th, 2009 · Comments Off · Apple, Microsoft, amazing, news, tech
Microsoft has released a demonstration video showing five different types of multi-touch computer pointing devices. Apple is rumored to be introducing their own version of a touch-sensitive mouse to be included with the next release of new iMacs. This will be what the suits call a paradigm shift. Some will love it, others with hate [...]
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The bestest of Apple and more
September 23rd, 2009 · Comments Off · Apple, Microsoft, humor, tech
Highlights from Apple’s recent new iPod announcement. These are just the peaks and spikes of the reality distortion field. Quite a few of them, actually.
And Microsoft keeps coming.
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Zooming too far in
September 21st, 2009 · Comments Off · Apple, humor
Never thought the iPhone could do this. Maybe next upgrade they’ll have it for the touch.
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iPod spoofs
September 11th, 2009 · Comments Off · Apple, Jobs, humor, tech
Now that we have the 9/09/09 Apple event (with no Beatles) under our belts we can all relax until CES in January. The rumor mills will start churning out new tripe about the as yet unseen Apple tablet netbook thingie. Maybe we’ll get iPod touches with cameras when AT&T finally sucks a 28.5-inch vacuum on [...]
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The rumored Mac Tablet
August 28th, 2009 · Comments Off · Apple, Mac, news, tech
Apple may or may not announce a revolutionary new device some have dubbed the “MacBook Touch” or the “iPad” or the “Mac Tablet”. Rumors about the machine have been circulating for months with the usual ups and downs of what it will and will not do.
But judging by Apple’s track record over the past [...]
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Site Specific
August 16th, 2009 · Comments Off · Apple, Frankly speaking - Site Specific, Windows, WordPress, opinion
There was some recent hubbub about a security issue with WordPress wherein some hacker could hijack the Admin’s login and change it somehow. WP issued a security update and we incorporated it here sometime about Wednesday. We are all safe. Or so we think. SPT is now up to WP version 2.8.4.
There’s a new feature [...]
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Unknown facts about Steve Jobs
June 12th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Apple, Jobs, history
Other than the fact the he’s sometimes a real S.O.B. to work for, Jobs has had an interesting past and, after the the WWDC earlier this week, perhaps will have an insanely great future as well. But there are some little known facts about Steve that have been known to only the geekiest of Apple [...]
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Apple fires back
May 15th, 2009 · Comments Off · Apple, Mac, Microsoft, PC, humor, news
Microsoft has been trying to sell the public on the fact that Apple’s computer prices are a bit on the expensive side. They have consequently launched a few Laptop Hunter ads over the last few weeks. Finally, in reply to those ads, a tit for their tat, Apple released three new Get a Mac ads [...]
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