Crumpled money

With a very seductive voice a wife asked her husband, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”

“No, said her husband.”

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top three buttons of her blouse and slowly reached down in her cleavage, created by a soft, silky, push-up bra and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

He took the crumpled twenty dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked, “Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?”

“No, I haven’t,” he said with an anxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, unzipped her skirt, letting It drop to the floor and seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.

He took the crumpled fifty dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.

“Now,” she said, “Have you ever seen 50,000 dollars all crumpled up?”

“No way!” he said, becoming even more aroused and excited to which she replied:

“Go look in the garage.”

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