It’s Friday! We feel bad for all you poor bastards who have to go back to work today. On top of a semi-full stomach and maybe a head to match. But there’s a two-day weekend ahead if you can last. Unless you have to work. It’s a goddam shame if you you do. The credit cards and the bank account have to be shored up somehow and we salute you for doing the right thing. Unless you work over the weekend in retail and deal with all the returned gifts. You poor bastards.