Old lady with gas

imageAn elderly woman goes to the doctor’s office and during the examination she says, “Doctor, I’ve got a problem that I am deeply concerned about. I keep farting all the time. They don’t smell or make a sound but I am constantly farting. In fact I’ve farted 15 times since you’ve stepped in the room to exam me, I’m very worried that there is something wrong with me.”

The doctor writes her a prescription and says, “Take 2 of these each day and see me in a week.”

The woman comes back in a week and says, “These pills aren’t helping, in fact I’m even worse, I’m still farting all the time, they still don’t make any noise, but now they smell horrible.”

The doctor says, “Good, we’ve cleared up your sinuses, now let’s work on your hearing.”

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