The long weekend starts after today. Take the time to wash your flags and have them ready to be proudly displayed tomorrow. Take the time to clean your coolers and have beverages ready for tomorrow’s bash. Take the time to shave at least this once. Unless you have a beard or all your buddies and their wives don’t shave. Take the time to have a Plan A and a Plan B. If you’re imbibing, spend the night, call a taxi or sleep out on the back porch. Count all your fingers and take a picture of them. Compare your hands to the pic when you get home on Friday night.
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