1. When in doubt, ARGUE! Being right matters.
2. Hate everything.
3. Saw it already. Funnier the first time.
5. Did he died?
6. Make fun of something someone else loves because FUCK THEM!
7. I am so smart. SMRT.
9. Racism because, just kidding!
10. Treat women like idiots.
11. Definitely comment with fervor. YOUR OPINION COUNTS.
12. CORRECT THAT PUNCTUATION AND GRAMMAR, why not?! SAVE HUMANITY!
13. Fat jokes
14. Hate religion because religion hates others because you hate religion because they hate everything because you hate them. EVERYONE IS NOT AS GOOD!
15. Make a list and watch people fix numbers and add things to it… (this post.)
16. Pics or it didn’t happen.
17. Tits or GTFO!
18. Anything on Reddit’s front page can be reposted numerous times. For weeks.
19. Upload pictures of cats. Everyone loves cats. OMG! IT’S A CAT!
20. Russian dashcam videos… WE WANT TO SEE THEM ALL!