Menses

062909_tampon_02Euphemisms for “that time of the month:”

* Shark Week
* A visit from Captain Bloodsnatch
* Riding the cotton pony
* The dot
* “Are you womaning today?”
* TOM (time of month)
* Moon Blood
* Red Tide
* MAN THE TAMPOONS!
* Trolling for vampires
* I’m going fishing
* Curse Of Eve
* Surfing the red
* Baby free week
* my wife started using “Blobbing” recently
* Up on blocks
* Valencia Tomato Fight Festival
* The face-painter is in town
* Falling to communism
* The elevator from The Shining
* She’s closed for maintainance
* Scott Joplin Memorial Week (Inventor of ragtime)
* Being Benched
* Rebooting
* Visit from Aunt Ruby
* She’s got the painters in
* Visit from Aunt Flo
* Bloody Mary!

(B&P)

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2 Responses to Menses

  1. Howie13 says:

    Omelette du rouge!!!

  2. fcgrabo says:

    Shark Week is my fave.

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