Now that we have the 9/09/09 Apple event (with no Beatles) under our belts we can all relax until CES in January. The rumor mills will start churning out new tripe about the as yet unseen Apple tablet netbook thingie. Maybe we’ll get iPod touches with cameras when AT&T finally sucks a 28.5-inch vacuum on a chain link fence and iPhone users abandon their devices in droves for the touch. And Steve should think about switching from ice cream to bacon and beer for regaining that lost weight.

We have some Apple spoofs right here.