world_map2The Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half-discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe; well developed and open to trade, especially for some.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece; gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all-conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel; has been through war and doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada; self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet; wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages… only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

The Geography of a Man

Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran; ruled by nuts.

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