FCGrabo and the staff (pfft!) here at SixPackTech will be taking it easy today. And we hope you do the same. Enjoy this time for family sharing and commiseration (!). Prepare yourselves for the Black Friday ahead. Eat some good food, drink some good beer and just be thankful for the roof over your head, the car you drive (even if it is a p.o.s.,) and for the guys and gals in your life who consider you their friend or hero.

Today we’re going to do just one big giant post in true SPT style. So gather the folks around the monitor, crank up the speakers a bit and dig in.

Bless us, oh Lord, and these thy gifts…

Will it blend?

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Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving but Aren’t…

10. “Just reach in and grab the giblets.”

9. “Whew…that’s one terrific spread!”

8. “I am in the mood for a little dark meat!”

7. “Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”

6. “Talk about a HUGE breast!”

5. “And he forces his way into the end zone!”

4. “She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.”

3. “It’s cool whip time!”

2. “If I don’t unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!”

1. “It must be broken ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.”

 

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And finally, don’t forget the pie.

Yes. Happy Thanksgiving.