The new babes have been placed in their appropriate niches awaiting your optic nerves of steel. This week, a blonde and a brunette grace the pages of SPT with style and grace. And more grace.

The new BotW is waiting in the car for you drive her. (ahem)

Our new NorN lady is a perfect picture of posture. In a pasture. With palms.

Last week’s NorN lady had us pretty much split down the middle. To this day I find it amazing.