Hummer – by the numbers

Is the Hummer a manly vehicle? In many Internet circles, it seems that the size of the Hummer is inversely proportional to the size of the driver’s penis. Today, brain size could be included as well.

With a manufacturer’s statement of 14 city and 18 highway, figure you’d get about 9 mpg on a day to day basis. Well, if you can afford to buy a Hummer, you can afford to buy gas for it. Yeah, right.

Here’s an interesting interactive link where you can hover your mouse over a number and get an equivalency in plain English about Hummer facts.

Let’s watch over the next few years as Hummer owners turn their vehicles into playhouses for their kids or into very large garden planters with steering wheels. Pfft!

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