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White Sox bans bottled water in the dugout

April 25th, 2008 · 2 Comments · humor, news, sports, stupid

no bottled water White Sox bans bottled water in the dugoutIn a brilliant move to help protect the franchise, the Chicago White Sox has banned the drinking of bottled water in the dugout. Since Gatorade is MLB’s “official drink,” good ol’ aitch-two-oh is off limits. Get the skinny on it here.

I have an excellent money making idea for this. Print up some fake adhesive Gatorade labels and sell them to the players to stick on there water bottles. I think 5 bucks apiece would do it. No. Make that $5.95 plus tax. Sorry, exact change only.

(Neatorama)

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