Ashley Gellar is somewhat of a mystery in that there’s not a lot definitively known about her. But what we do know is that she’s a glamour model and was a cover girl for MMA Authority Magazine in the not so distant past.

What we do know about Ashley is that she sports a beautiful pair of eyes and has one of the nicest, shapliest posteriors on the planet. Be careful with this one. But if the boss is away, and there are no prudes in the office, hit the jump for an Ashley Gellar gallery.

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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female… Any part under a car’s hood.
Male… The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female… Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male… Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female… A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female… A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male… Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female… An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male… A sourc e of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male… Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female… A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male… A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

The nights are long and the days are short in the dead of winter in some nortern countries. Many have a tradition of hitting the sauna and then immediately jumping into an ice pond. It exercises the pores.

Here’s a bunch of guys who are passing the time doing the sauna/ice bath cycle until what they’re waiting for finally arrives.

How can a comedy skit be clever and stupid at the same time? If you think about it, the Monty Python boys did just that consistently during their run on TV.

Although not featuring any of the Pythons, this video is a classic oldie. Clever and stupid at the same time. And it’s performed by Brits.

They’re back. The badasses we’ve all learned to love and hate, along with their badass machines will hit the screens in ‘09.

Here’s a tidbit of info:

Vin Diesel and Paul Walker reteam for the ultimate chapter of the franchise built on speed — Fast and Furious. Heading back to the streets where it all began, they rejoin Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster to blast muscle, tuner and exotic cars across Los Angeles and floor through the Mexican desert in the new high-octane action-thriller. When a crime brings them back to L.A., fugitive ex-con Dom Toretto (Diesel) reignites his feud with agent Brian O’Conner (Walker).

The first official trailer of the new movie has hit the Internet and we snatched it.

Why do those guys call themselves that? How did they ever pick a name like that? You’ve probably pondered that same question while listening to the Goo Goo Dolls, Pearl Jam or Pink Floyd.

The quintessential list of band name origins, from Abba to ZZ Top is right here. Makes for some interesting reading.

For today, we’re going to mix it up a bit with a mish-mash of photos from a mish-mash of places. No particular theme, just good pics with a humorous undertone.

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Some guy in the stands at a ballgame gets the outfielder to toss him the ball. The player obliges. Then the show entitled, “Hey, look at ME!” starts. Pfft!

A cop pulls over a fat guy for whatever reason. But the officer almost loses it when the guy lifts up his shirt. Oh… man…!

This is quite amazing. I’m assuming that through the use of computer morphing software, a graphics film artist has taken a face and aged it step by step from about age 5 to age 85. The details behind this video are unkown so far, but it gives one pause to think about one’s own aging process.

The term “near miss” is such a covoluted phrase. Whether it’s a miss that’s near or a miss that’s not so near, it’s still a miss. The term should be “near hit” as demonstrated in this very short video.

Watch the cop in the yellow safety vest. The action happens so fast that you’ll probably want to watch it again.

Phew!

Last Friday, Aug. 22nd, Ray Bradbury celebrated his 88th birthday. Mr. Bradbury is one of the world’s foremost science fiction writers whose name is usually mentioned in cojunction with Arthur C. Clarke and Isaac Asimov among others.

Bradbury wrote such classics as Fahrenheit 451, The Martian Chronicles and The Illustrated Man. His style of writing and plot developments have tickled the imaginations of millions of scifi fans.

Have a look at a commercial he made back in the ’60’s. Somehow today, it sorta fits right in.

Happy belated birthday, Ray.

Nothing raises as much automotive enthusiasm in a guy as a beautifully restored classic car. The 3 most popular and coveted cars all come from Chevy and all come from a 3-year model span. You may agree or disagree on this point, but you must admit that these Chevys have become legends. Since the introduction of the 265 cubic inch small block V8 in 1955, Chevrolet has cemented their position in automotive history.

There’s a nice gallery of Chevy’s waiting for you right behind the jump.

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This is a special Mustang. During a burnout all you hear from the rear is the roar of the exhaust. From the front, it’s a whole other story.

The car is equipped with a Kenne Bell supercharger, unique in the sound it gives off under acceleration. I haven’t heard anything like this. Take a gander.

After the video plays, click it to get to YouTube and check out the submitter’s comments. All the specs on this particular Mustang are listed. Or visit the Kenne Bell wesite to dream.

Wedding ceremonies, whether indoors or outside, usually take a lot of time to complete before the festivities begin. Here we have a bunch of thirsty guys who can all thank the best man for keen foresight.

Bud Light. Lousy beer. Great commercials.

Chemistry anyone? This is a really great learning tool and the URL should be bookmarked by anyone interested in science or just starting a Chem class in high school or college.

The entire periodic table is presented with all of the elemental symbols, as we would expect. However, click on an element of interest and wham, you get a litte; video all about that particular one.

You could spend hours on this site. This is a keeper.

(Presurfer)

As the Olympics wind to a close, let us reminisce of Olympicses (Olympices?)of the past. Here are the Python boys with some special events. Something completely different indeed.

This guy is one lucky bastard. He gets interrupted just before his wedding ceremony and skates out of what could have been a real sticky situation.

Changes are afoot. There’s new stuff coming. So far, the old changes didn’t cost me any money and neither will this. It will do us both a favor. It’ll make things easier for me and it’ll surely enhance your experience as a continuing reader here at the world of SixPackTech.

I’m thinking of separating the brew reviews and positioning them in their own subdomain on the SPT server. This accomplishes two things: it allows me to publish a brew review only once and it puts all the reviews in their own separate, searchable realm. This is probably, most definitely gonna happen. Don’t fret, all the links will be there and seemingly invisible to the frequent reader. It’s just gonna take a lotta work on my part, but hell, I love doing this on a daily basis. I would like to make SPT better and keep it evolving. Hang in there, true believers, improvements are coming. Just when it happens depends on my time and dedication. Reaching for the stars… and another brewski.

I’m also thinking of adding another poll of perhaps something more relevant and timely in the right sidebar. Something relative to today and your different interests. Like: Auto manufacturer of choice, or, Your thoughts on the Dark Knight, or Whaddya think o’ them Apples? Hmm. I just might do that real soon.

I’m going to keep SPT sophisticated yet blue collar at the same time. I do like to feature babes from time to time. Guys need this. Butts and boobies help keep the blood coursing though our veins. Babes in different states of dress and undress will continue to be an ongoing feature and I’ll continue to keep it at a mature level without delving into perversity. That’s why there’s little or no nudity in the Humpday Honey feature, yet all the curves and beauty are there. The babes in left sidebar are as nude as we get.

Manly. SPT must remain manly. Have hair growing out of control. Competition, fights, garage inventions, how-tos, outrageous, powerful or just unique cars, science and tech… how we love technology! Gadget freaks, the lot are we.

And we all love to laugh on a daily basis.

Once again, I’m ranting. It’s another installment of “I love doing this” and I hope you guys like like visiting here as much as I enjoy doing it.

Next week, we’ll be taking a weekend holiday over Labor Day and trekking the distance to St. Louis, MO to visit my sister. We’ve got a special Brew Review in the can for next week and ready for publishing next Saturday night.

We don’t miss a beat.

It’s Saturday and the new weekly babes are afoot. This week we’re featuring a pair of brunettes for your viewing pleasure.

Our feature BotW babe is all wet. No bathroom decor, no tub, just a wet, beautiful babe.

Or NorN babe could be a Latina, an Italian, or your neighbor. But is she a Natural?

Last week’s NorN babe was a landslide in favor of the Natural side of humanity.