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Humpday Honey – Soraia Cunha

February 22nd, 2012 · babe, Humpday Honey

Soraia01 Humpday Honey   Soraia CunhaNot much is known about Sury, as she’s called, and most of what’s available is in Portuguese. Sury Cunha is an upcoming bikini and lingerie model gaining popularity in many circles. Sury can be referred to as both cute and beautiful if that’s entirely possible. She is this week’s Honey and her images follow next.

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Angry French onion soup

February 22nd, 2012 · bizarre, humor, video

EpicMealTime – We’re taking soup to the next level! Not your dumb vegetable and tomato soup hater! This one’s got bacon, french toast and onion rings. Plus we made a whole bunch of breadsticks cause we know your dad loves them.

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Double Impact

February 22nd, 2012 · humor, video

Liquid Plumr will do all sorts of exotic things to your pipes.

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Duff Beer really exists

February 22nd, 2012 · beer, news

Screen Shot 2012 02 21 at 12.32.30 PM 128x104 Duff Beer really exists“While many of the Duff beers available could perhaps be argued as merely coincidentally named Duff, we’ll start with a true blue ripoff with Duff, from Mexico.”

Read about it here.

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The ultimate workbench

February 22nd, 2012 · clever, how-to, video

This work bench was designed by a seasoned finish carpenter and home builder who saw a need and addressed it. This work bench is field tested and works. Beauty, Simplicity, Functionality describe this unique answer to an age old problem.

(9 mins.)

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Silly

February 22nd, 2012 · humor

Screen Shot 2012 02 21 at 12.24.42 PM 100x128 SillyIf you don’t get any of these, or don’t understand, ask for help from your son or daughter.

An AT&T cell tower walks into a bar and says, “I wo…enj…blac…nin…ou……….”

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A fish.

How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that’s a hardware problem.

Hear the one about the programmer that got stuck in the shower? The directions on the shampoo said “Lather, Rinse, Repeat”

How did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating the pizza long before it was cool.

Werner Heisenberg is pulled over for speeding. When the state trooper asks “Do you have ANY idea how fast you were going?”, Heisenberg just smiles and says, “No, but I know where I was!”

How many designers does it take to change a light bulb?? Does it have to be a light bulb?

What do you get when you cross your grandmother with an octopus? A whoooooole lot of cookies.

What does it mean when the drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? The floor is level.

Two cannibals are having dinner, and one of them says to the other, “Man, I really don’t like my mother-in-law.” The other sighs and says, “Well then just eat the noodles.”

Rene Descartes walks into a bar – a sleazy woman walks up to him and says “Hey handsome, buy me a drink?” He sneers at her and says, “Madam I think not” and disappears.

How many Freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to turn the bulb and one to hold the penis–I mean ladder!

How many hipsters does it take to pay the electric bill? Mom.

How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just redefine darkness to be the industry standard.

How do you tell an extroverted physicist from an introverted physicist? An extroverted physicist looks at your shoes.

How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Did you hear about the man who cooled himself to absolute zero? He’s 0K.

“Hey, know any good jokes about sodium?” “Na.”

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SixPack Pics

February 21st, 2012 · humor, SixPack Pics

p012 SixPack PicsWe have another case of oddball images. These were found in a clothes dryer at the Sit & Suds Laundromat in rural Waubonsetaukee, Illinois.

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Man cold

February 21st, 2012 · humor, video

Brief sketch from the Brit comedy Man Stroke Woman.

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The Dark Knight: Unemployed

February 21st, 2012 · humor, video, weird

How will Batman keep busy when all the bad guys are gone?

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Moving obstacles and ASIMO

February 21st, 2012 · tech, video

Researchers at Carnegie Mellon University have given Honda’s humanoid robot, ASIMO, the ability to walk towards a goal position while avoiding stationary and moving obstacles.

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Anti-theft security case

February 21st, 2012 · humor, odd, video

From across the sea and from the far corners of the world, a news snippet from the United Kingdom.

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Tornado on the sun

February 21st, 2012 · amazing, science, video

For a 30 hour spell (Feb 7-8, 2012) the Solar Dynamics Observatory captured plasma caught in a magnetic dance across the Sun’s surface. The results closely resemble extreme tornadic activity on Earth.

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